首先，当我正爽着下载电光乐团歌曲的时候，我错误的登陆了iTunes。
First of all, I made the mistake of logging on to iTunes when I was high and downloading every Electric Light Orchestra song ever recorded.
今天，我在篝火旁边烤着正爽呢，忽然一个火星飞出来落在裤裆处，我当时眼明手快使出吃奶的力气一拳捣在铃铛上。FML。
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML.
昨日花开，我正走在夏日骄阳下，今朝月冷，分明已是秋高气爽八月天。
Bloom yesterday, I was walking in the summer sun, eras on cold, clear day in August is already autumn.
昨日花开，我正走在夏日骄阳下，今朝月冷，分明已是秋高气爽八月天。
Bloom yesterday, I was walking in the summer sun, eras on cold, clear day in August is already autumn.
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