此外，马士礼格银行还推出了一款“自拍”信用卡。持卡人可将手机内的自拍照片上传给银行，银行将照片印在她们的信用卡上。
The bank also came out with a "selfie" credit card, which allows users to upload photos of themselves from their phones and have them printed on their cards.
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
罗礼士可能不知道你住在哪里，但他知道你会死在哪里。
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
某些魔术师能在水上行走，罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
伊拉克并没有大规模毁灭武器，因为罗礼士是住在奥克拉·荷马。
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
每个成功的男人背后都有个女人，每个死人背后则都有罗礼士。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
罗礼士是不睡觉的，他只是在等待。
光线一直希望自己的速度能有罗礼士的拳速那么快。
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
罗礼士从不读书：他都是狠狠瞪著书本，直到书本供出他想要的资讯。
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
罗礼士可以被零整除。
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
的最后一位数就是罗礼士，因为他终结任何事物。
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
罗礼士已经登陆火星过了，这就是为何那里没有生命迹象。
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
罗礼士的眼泪是癌症的特效药，但很遗憾：他永不流泪。
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
罗礼士可以删掉资源回收筒。
罗礼士有一台特制的砂带研磨机，上面设定是：弱→强→刮胡。
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt sander with three settings: Low, High, and Shave.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头，但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
罗礼士玩过乐高积木：这也是金字塔的由来。
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
当初詹姆斯克麦隆本来是要找罗礼士演魔鬼终结者，但发现那样会变成真实纪录片，只好改找阿诺。
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
曾经有一条「罗礼士路」，但后来改名了：没有人可以踩在罗礼士上还活命。
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
连罗礼士的水中倒影都要避免和他有眼神接触。
Chuck Norris is so intimidating even his reflection won't look back at him.
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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