我是您一泡尿一泡屎，养起来的儿子呀，你还客气什么？
I is you a bubble urine one bubble excrement, raise up son ah, you still polite?
被无视的力量和上述能量一样强，那会让你感觉想一坨屎，或者是失败者。
Being ignored is equally as powerful, except that it makes you feel like crap, like a loser.
假如你是一个生活在这个石屎时代，你应该要知道纤维这种东西已经不再只是你祖母那代的谷物早餐了。
In case you've been living under a rock, you need to know that Fiber One is no longer your grandma's breakfast cereal.
你是怎么知道哪是拉的屎哪个是尿的尿？
How did you know which is the pull of which is urine feces urine?
您必须要感激你的生命、你的父母、你的老师、您的领导、感激人类，自然和造物主，甚至是到你的屎。
You must be grateful to life, your friends, your teachers, your parents, your political leaders, to humanity, to nature, to your creator, and even to your shit.
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