你现在就是一坨屎！
通常你大老远就能注意到醉鬼，这些家伙从酒吧里出来跌跌撞撞地往家走，就差翻倒在路边的树丛中摔个狗啃屎。
Stumbling home from the pub before toppling over the kerb, you can usually spot a drunk person a mile off.
要是你读到这些邮件你就能感受到这一切有多屎。
If you read some of those emails you'll know it gets pretty shit at this end too.
你看起来真像一堆屎。现在是不是流行这种风格？
你的衣柜里再也没有西装，只有蓝衬衫，屎绿色运动夹克和一大堆牛仔装。
Your wardrobe no longer has suits but blue shirts and mustard colored sports jackets and lots of denim.
被无视的力量和上述能量一样强，那会让你感觉想一坨屎，或者是失败者。
Being ignored is equally as powerful, except that it makes you feel like crap, like a loser.
我是您一泡尿一泡屎，养起来的儿子呀，你还客气什么？
I is you a bubble urine one bubble excrement, raise up son ah, you still polite?
试想一下屙一陀400磅的屎，你就能明白这为什么会把你从里到外翻过来了。
Imagine taking a 400-pound shit, and you can see how this might turn you inside out.
就算是一坨屎，也有遇见屎壳郎的那天。所以你大可不必为今天的自己有太多担忧。
Even if you were a piece of shit, you would meet some dung beetle someday. So don't worry about yourself today.
你不知道我经历过怎样的屎。
当初的你强大到死！现在的你脆弱成屎粑粑！
At the beginning of your strong to die! Now the excrement BaBa you vulnerable!
你丫就是一小块疯了的屎。
不把你打出屎来算你拉的干净。
是的，你的屎。
生存之道1：牛屎运让你达到顶峰，但不能让你留在那里。
Survival 1: Ngau Shi Yun peaked you, but you can not let you stay there.
你知道吗，这家餐厅不干净，有人曾在菜里发现了老鼠屎，还有其他一些伤身的东西，这家餐厅正毁在这老板手里。
You know what, it is not clean; people found rat droppings in the food one time, and some other health hazards as well. The owner is running this restaurant into the ground.
你是怎么知道哪是拉的屎哪个是尿的尿？
How did you know which is the pull of which is urine feces urine?
假如你是一个生活在这个石屎时代，你应该要知道纤维这种东西已经不再只是你祖母那代的谷物早餐了。
In case you've been living under a rock, you need to know that Fiber One is no longer your grandma's breakfast cereal.
然后你今天早上满嘴跑屎，就因为我吹过几个喇叭你就抓狂成那样。
Then you pull that shit this morning, freaking out because I've gone down on a couple of guys.
66司机：嘿，你这屎裤子，打算耍帽子把戏吗？
66THE MOTORMAN: Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hat trick?
你丫就是一坨屎！
你会发现笼子下四英尺尽是鸟屎！
12这样的人你只能扮演一个戏剧一陀屎，不发光的流浪狗尿胶。
Guy like you can only play a drama Tuo feces, not as glowing street dog urine gum.
我会把你的屎打出来！
告诉你吧，除了屎就是屁……”说罢竟自开怀大笑起来。
Tell you, in addition to the excrement is fart ……"say unexpectedly get up from the carefree cachinnation."
您必须要感激你的生命、你的父母、你的老师、您的领导、感激人类，自然和造物主，甚至是到你的屎。
You must be grateful to life, your friends, your teachers, your parents, your political leaders, to humanity, to nature, to your creator, and even to your shit.
你脑子里装的都是屎吗？
你脑子里装的都是屎吗？
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