It is a real personal pleasure for me to introduce him to you today, and an honor, and I might say a personal pleasure for me to call him I hope a life-long friend, someone that we'll be able to spend some time with, notwithstanding his other obligations, but to spend a lot of time with.

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One way to help your significant other fully grasp the exceptional amount of work and pressure that's often required of building a business is to introduce him or her to some of the people helping you with your venture, suggests Mark Suster, a former entrepreneur turned venture capitalist in Los Angeles.

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Maybe, and this is just a suggestion, you should sentence him to some actual time in prison where, who knows, maybe a cellmate might introduce him to a whole new world of groping?

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