Then they would help you use a two-man crosscut saw to chop off a piece of wood from a tree stump they had spray painted in red with the Old Spice logo.

WSJ: The Scent of a Lumberjack

Given the amount of wood we would need to chop to lower unemployment from the current elevated rate of 8.1 percent, the Fed is making it clear that they are far more concerned with employment than they are inflation.

FORBES: Lifting a Cloud of Uncertainty