To appreciate this theory fully, you need to understand a little about crab table manners.

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The data is strangely silent about table manners, generally, and silverware, specifically.

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It's more than just table manners (though Lyndy and Sue might envision opportunities after witnessing the buffet racing at some of Asia's smarter hotels).

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"There's dirt under their fingernails, they probably don't use the best English or have the best table manners, but they have 10 to 20 employees, " Mathile says.

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We tried to be subtle when correcting poor table manners.

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Our employees, our colleagues, and our customers judge us by how we look, how we dress, our table manners, our grooming, and sometimes even how we do our job.

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It was created in 1996 by former British model Lyndy Janes and Apple Computer refugee Sue Fox after they recoiled at the appalling table manners of Nerdistan's accidental billionaires.

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Including better table manners.

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