Anyone can join in the regular Victoriana-inspired Chaos Thaoghaire nights, as long as you can stand in front of a crowd and spin a yarn that is vaguely rooted in reality - and do so without notes.
Azhar Ali and Younus Khan raised their half-century stand from 155 deliveries early in the day, but once spin was introduced the pair found the going much tougher.
"As a team we are disappointed about losing four matches, but we are learning how to play spin in Pakistan and this experience will help us in future, " stand-in skipper Hamilton Masakadza said.
Wessels' cameo ended when he was trapped lbw by the left-arm spin of Claude Henderson, leaving White and Hall to dominate the visiting attack in their mammoth stand.