On the most reliable estimates, several hundred billion dollars of new money sloshes into the financial system each year, while the total stock of criminal cash runs into the trillions.
This, on the heels of a beer-drinking contest that pitted an American against a Canadian and a guy from the U.K. The loser--the Brit--climbs into an enclosed waterslide that snakes along the restaurant's ceiling and sloshes into the lagoon outside.