But what if the OBR is right and the eurozone sorts itself out relatively painlessly (please don't facetiously yabber on about porkers defying gravity and whatnot)?
There is also an irascible, motoring Jack Russell terrier, whose arthritic hindquarters are mounted on wheels, and a variety of predatory mastiffs with an eye for porkers.
It's also no featherweight at 4.9 ounces (138.9 grams), placing the device somewhere between lighter Android titans like the plasticky Galaxy S III and porkers like the Lumia 900.
Rather than playing the game from the perspective of the annoyed avians, in Bad Piggies you get to play the game from the point of view of the evil green porkers.