OK, so they may not be watching Masterpiece Theater, but teens do have cash to spend, and summer is when they do it.

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Having resided here since 1937, when he came over as a commentator for BBC Radio, British-born Cooke has gained a popular following, especially since hosting Masterpiece Theater.

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You could frame the television like a painting (with help from specialty framers) and hang it above the fireplace, but the notion of "Masterpiece Theater" as Old Master is questionable.

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