At the core Michael Noer is reducing women to a means for men to be lucky, healthy and satisfied and to bear 'his' children.

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But on the other side of the aisle, our furry friends in the bear camp are becoming adamant that this happy-go-lucky stock market environment simply CANNOT!

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And because the NBA's labor rules place a cap on how much rookies can earn, this incredible boost comes to the lucky team at a cost that's less than what the market would bear.

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