You keep your head low and you walk around the corner 300 yards to what is quite called with accuracy exquisite the Local Bar with a Guardian crossword puzzle curled under your arm.

FORBES: The Forbidden Pint Tastes Best

You took your undergrad degree and put your head down into your career, got married, raised a couple of babies (on the down low, of course, because being a mom was okay, but talking about it was a career killer) and built yourself the equivalent of a Ph.

FORBES: If You're Job Hunting at 50 with No Advanced Degree, Do the 'Jerry Maguire'