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Eric Doeringer's display catches my eye first, perhaps because it is decorated with garlands of multicoloured triangular flags and hand-written posters touting bargain prices or perhaps because I instantly recognise the work on the walls: there are Hirst's dead butterflies, Yoshitomo Nara's creepy little girls, assume vivid astro focus's psychedelic pastiche, Marilyn Minter's filthy left foot.
My entire Steam list (yes, I actually took the time to check to see what worked and what did not) has bee rendered useless, Origin dead, and any and all other games aside from emulators crash instantly.