The Porsche Cayman and Boxster, for instance, are in a different segment altogether.

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For more refinement, consider a used Porsche Boxster from 2008 or 2009.

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That's a weight-to-power ratio of 8.21 pounds per horsepower (a little better than the Porsche 911 Carrera's) in a footprint the size of a Porsche Boxster.

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From a multitude of options, you see how easy it is to narrow to one: the Boxster S. I'll have it brought round for you, General.

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As for new offerings from Porsche, something based-on-but-smaller-than the Boxster (built on a VW platform, possibly with an inline-four engine), will come in the next year or two.

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If you own and can prove the retail age of your Porsche, you can enter it in one of these categories: 356, 911, 912, 914, 924, 928, 944, 968, Boxster, Cayenne, Carrera GT and Cayman.

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These include highly desirable (and, obviously, well-secured) rides like the Bentley Azure and Brooklands, Bugatti Veyron, BMW M3, M5 and M6, Dodge Viper, Porsche Boxster or Cayman and the entire Aston Martin, Ferrari, Lamborghini and Rolls-Royce lineups.

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Boxster and Cayenne models are coming soon.

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