About the only thing distinguishing them from waiters in Hollywood is the stock they own, which have approximately the same chance of being worth anything as a Hollywood waiter has of landing a breakthrough role in an audition.

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No-one was convicted of the murder of Mr Chhokar, a Sikh waiter who died after being confronted by three men in Overtown, Lanarkshire, in November 1998.

BBC: Chhokar graphic

Also, I'd probably be uncomfortable and guilt-ridden having another human being drag me around town just because they couldn't find a waiter job, so what if they're in better shape than I'll ever be.

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