And I can't help thinking it could have been me.

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They try to, but I told them I'm not doing it and they can't help it.

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"I talk the way Shakespeare wrote, that's how I look at it, and if they can't get Shakespeare and his accent right then heaven help us, " he said.

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Californian garage rock revivalists the Shys titled their second full length record You'll Never Understand This Band the Way That I Do, and from the way it sounds, you can't help but wonder if the band they're referring to is the White Stripes.

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